I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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