why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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