i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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