Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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