i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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