we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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