You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
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I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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