And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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