Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He shit in the fireplace
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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