new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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