If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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