i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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