Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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