I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Dick very happy bro
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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