Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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