this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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