So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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