I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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