Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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