SEEEEXXX PLEASE
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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