I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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