Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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