no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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