Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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