god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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