Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
