the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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