Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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