He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
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In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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