they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
