Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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