what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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