the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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