Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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