Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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