It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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