I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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