Christians are straight up FREAKS
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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