I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Randomize
