He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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