I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
she peed on how many people?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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