PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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