I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?