Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
The adults are the big ones right?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.