So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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