In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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