dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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