he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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