I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Your dad touched me again.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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