Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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