i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
