dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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