they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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Terrible idea I love it
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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