Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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