If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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