dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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