then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
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I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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