Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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