Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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