is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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