I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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