Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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